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...as evidenced by the wrong apostrophe in 'can't' and the decimal point instead of a comma in '5,000.' Still funny, but most likely fake.

…if it said ‘Rolex’ on the dial it would be $1M : )

...as long as you can yodel...

...LF has a beauty. It's so over-the-top it's fantastic : )

...but that watch is so esoteric and rare it might as well be a unicorn. I prefer the tourbillon to be hidden on the back.

...take me away! Nico will be my defense lawyer btw : )